I started writing down things I hear myself or my boys say that I never would have thought I would hear because, well, they make me laugh. I hope you like them too cause Mom of Boys is now a series on the 3rd Sunday of each month. If you missed our first Mom of Boys post be sure to go back!
Let’s explain how this will work and who things were said by…
A = my skinny, karate obsessed 5 1/2 year old
L = my spunky, snack loving 2 1/2 year old
J = my geeky chic husband
Nothing or M = me aka mom of boys
This is in no way meant to be a parenting lesson. Just a little peek into our crazy and at times comical lives.
A = my skinny, karate obsessed 5 1/2 year old
L = my spunky, snack loving 2 1/2 year old
J = my geeky chic husband
Nothing or M = me aka mom of boys
This is in no way meant to be a parenting lesson. Just a little peek into our crazy and at times comical lives.
Mom of boys…things you never thought you’d hear in your home, then you birthed a boy.
- Where is your Pull-up?
- A: I’m juggling my head.
- Why are you eating a screwdriver?
- Did you just eat something off your foot?
- I don’t want to wear your corn as a shoe.
- Just eat it. No one wants to eat it once it’s been in your armpit.
- J: Are you bare butt naked, where’s your pull-up? L: It’s right here. J: No it’s not, that your wienie.
- We don’t hit the deck.
- You can’t put your finger in the pencil sharpener. That’s not what they mean by pointer.
- Quit biting cables please!
- A: So your mom laid you? J: No, chickens lay eggs, people birth. A: No people lay babies out of their tummies.
- A: Daddy, I have a new rule. No more unzipping mommy’s pants. (zipper on the side leg pocket of my shorts that all my boys think is funny to unzip)
- A: Dad, do you like the vibrating that’s on you? (Xbox controller he put on his lap)
I am also happy to include my favorites from the comments on last month’s Mom of Boys post:
- R boy handing J boy soap to use in the shower: do you want to use dads soap or kid soap? Do you want to smell like a man (dads) or like a watermelon? – Camille
- While running a bath for my two year old son last week he walked in with a banana in his hand. I told him a banana didn’t need a bath and to please bring it back to the kitchen. Off he went, only to return a minute later with an onion. Again I asked him to put the onion back in the kitchen. He left and once more I turned my attention to preparing his bath when suddenly there was a splash beside me. I looked over to see a sweet potato in the tub among the bubbles.”C! No vegetables in the tub!” – Tawnya
- Of course, I have enough to write a novel, but my all time favorite is “No, you cannot put your own p3nis in your mouth”. Really? Why in the world would that cross your mind???!!!! – Jennifer L
Have your kids made you laugh lately? What comical things have you said or overheard your kids say? Share in the comments and we will choose our favorites to share in our Mom of Boys post on October 20th!
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I have two boys (9 and 3 year olds) and one of the many funny things I remember them talking about while sharing some sour patch kids candy went a little something like this:
3 yr old: These are hot!!!
9 yr old: (said quietly under his breath) No there not…Girls are!!!
Made me chuckle and realize my 9 year old is not far off from noticing girls for more that someone who is different than he is. 🙂
My 3 year old, car loving boy sitting on the toilet w/ knees apart and holding onto the toilet bowl rim between his knees “look mom, I’m driving a toilet car!”
I have a three year old son. I was laying on the couch and my sweet child sat down on my face and passed gas. As I was screaming for him to get off he was laughing. He had pinned my arms down so I could not move him. That is his daddy in him.
Mine does not even walk or talk yet but somehow this week managed to put ALL the cordless phones on silent mode and it took me 4 hours to figure out how to fix them. The next day he somehow without me seeing, got to the computer and pressed a series of keys locking the keyboard that resulted in having to call our family computer tech friend to fix it. You make me feel better and a little scared of what is yet to come :)! Thanks for the laughs!