MOM OF BOYS: COMIC RELIEF FOR MOMS OF THE MALE VARIETY {ROUND 11}

Let’s explain how this will work and who things were said by…

A = my skinny, karate obsessed, 6 1/2 year old  
L = my spunky, snack loving, 3 1/2 year old
J = my geeky chic husband
M = me aka mom of boys

This is in no way meant to be a parenting lesson. Just a little peek into our crazy and at times comical lives.

Mom of boys…things you never thought you’d hear in your home, then you birthed a boy.

M: Do you know how much I love you?
L: 17
M: Oh, 17, your favorite number?
L: Yeah!

M: What is your favorite animal?
L: Giraffe.
M: Oh, giraffe, why do you like giraffes so much?
L: Because a giraffe fan can cut cheese. (we have a little handheld giraffe fan)

L: (touches my leg) You should shave your pokie things off. What are they?
M: Hairs.
L: Why are they pokie?
M: Because they are short.
L: oh. Ow. Ow. They hurt. But, they don’t hurt when I have a glove on.

M: Are you going to help me with this little baby when he comes?
L: Ya, but when he goes to sleep he’s going to have to wear diapers. But, when he’s 17 he won’t wear diapers.

M: Something stinks. Can I seriously smell your feet from here?
L: No, I don’t smell a stink. I only stink on Friday.

A: Pretend you’re a baby tiger falling in to a volcano.
Two minutes later…
A: Want to be a bungee hanging zombie?

M: Did you have fun at the zoo?
L: Yes!
M: Well, we have a pass so we can go anytime we want.
L: Let’s go in gradvember!

M: How do you like that frosty?
L: Five
M: What?
L: Ten.

Have your kids made you laugh lately? What comical or off the wall things have you said or overheard your kids say? Share in the comments and we will choose our favorites to share in our Mom of Boys post on July 20th.